teacher; mother; secret lover

What you will find here: body positivity (and lots of it!); curves (of all different shapes and sizes - including my own); acceptance; tv shows; movies; songs; celebrities; humor; nature; art; and anything else that tickles my fancy. It's been known to get a little NSFW up in here, so be warned. Submissions are more than welcome (keep em tasteful!), asks are encouraged.

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  • A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
  • B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
  • C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
  • D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
  • E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
  • F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
  • G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
  • H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
  • I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
  • J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
  • K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
  • L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
  • M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
  • N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
  • O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
  • P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
  • Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
  • R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
  • S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
  • T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
  • U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
  • V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
  • W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
  • X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
  • Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
  • Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
  • Would be awesome to receive some of these in my ask box.

I have two clematis’ growing on either side of the arbor in our backyard, and this morning one of the lawn maintenance assholes was using a weed whacker and cut both clematis’ right at the dirt! There’s nothing left of them! He even cut down the wooden posts that were holding them upright. The worst part of all of this, as soon as it happened he turned off the whacker, looked at what he had done, and then kicked grass on top of it to hide it and walked away. Didn’t even bother to come tell me, and my screen door was open, he knew I was nearby. I am SO mad! I have already written a letter to our complex management company telling them, but I want to find the guy that did it and rub his nose in it. How careless can you be?!

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

georgetakei:

You can cut the tension with a phaser.

(via a-shy-red-panda)

these new glasses are my ‘sexy librarian’ glasses.

fuckyeahtoronto:

Bombardier cars will be rolled out starting next year until 2019, along with the Presto card for fast proof-of-purchase boarding.

Sweet!

funfearlessfemale36:

arielbomber:

choosechoice:

grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:

sbahjification:

neocarleen:

llisbeth-salamanderr:

“Love the fetus, hate the child.”


America makes it near impossible for a woman to stay autonomous—hard to get family planning resources/make the choice of getting an abortion, and harder to get child care support after the baby is born. Leaving women destitute and dependants everywhere.

Look at Canada! Not only do we give almost a full year off, it can be either maternity or paternity. That’s right, daddy can stay home with the baby while the mother goes back to work. And the leave can be also be split between them. For example, the mother could take six months, and then the father could take the other six. Did I also mention that the parent on leave continues to receive pay and is guaranteed their job back?

CANADA WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT EVERYTHING UGH

Yup. I know of at least one woman whose choice to abort came in part because she could not afford to pay her other children if she lost her job, which she would if she took time off for her potential newborn.

This shit drives me mad. At my job, part time employees cannot receive any paid time off (even though I flex up to 40 hours a week a lot). So when I was pregnant and approaching my due date, my only option was to resign and apply again when I was ready to come back. And I didn’t even qualify for unemployment because I had no choice but to quit.

So blessed to be Canadian,

:D

(via jazzyjennifer)

You can absolutely have dibs! I would love it if you had dibs!! ;)

I got these glasses a few months ago and I’ve been avoiding wearing them, and I don’t know why. What’s the verdict? Good or bad?

I got these glasses a few months ago and I’ve been avoiding wearing them, and I don’t know why. What’s the verdict? Good or bad?